BrittandKen (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

"Im the lion, YOU'RE dead"...The great Dwight Schrute

TyrosReloaded (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

'Meet my eyeline, Jim!' xD

laurenY0 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

i found a bloody glove in desk drawer and jim halpert tried to convince me i committed murder. i think jim is the real murderer.

kiteoni (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I dont trust her, besides, I like the cold. 30 years later, I get a postcard, I have a son, and hes the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell her to meet me in Paris by the Tracadero, shes been waiting for me all these years, shes never taken another lover, I dont care, I dont show up, I go to Berlin, thats where I stash the Chandelier.

kiteoni (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault, No, I go for the chandelier, its priceless. As im taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. Its her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no, we make love all night. In the morning, the cops come, I escape in one of their uniforms.

HannaBanana8 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

DWIGHT!!!!!!!!! i <333 him!!! hes the best on the office!! and jims pranks only make it funnier! ((((:

kxrider425 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

meet my eyeline jim. hahaha

RafaMarquezFan (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Dwight Michel jim top 3 in the office

mabedwel (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Just one of the many classic lines from The Office.

birtaa (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Jim, my middle name is Kurt, not Fart!